Fox News Anchor Wants You To Know He Isn’t Fantasizing About Donald Trump’s Junk
Fox News analyst Brit Hume became the representative of the network to try and convince people that he is not “having fantasies about Trump’s penis.”
Hume got into a heated debate on Twitter over Trump’s physical, which many Americans are finding a bit problematic. His defense got the attention of a Daily Show producer, who joked that Hume would soon be “aggressively defending the size of Trump’s penis.”
Hume responded with this:
Hume attempted to delete the tweet. But he forgot something-nothing truly ever dies on the internet:
Jesus Christ pic.twitter.com/2MBXbDZFg9
— Yashar Ali ? (@yashar) January 17, 2018
Good Evening Internet, Today, respected journalist Brit Hume clarified that he’s not having fantasies about Donald Trump’s penis…
Are we good here for now? I think it’s time to turn my computer off. pic.twitter.com/ArLR9kh9r2
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) January 17, 2018
Does that mean he *is* having fantasies?
— ??? ???? (@dcsohl) January 17, 2018
For some inexplicable reason Brit Hume has deleted the tweet I was referring to. Which is why screenshots are SO important. pic.twitter.com/5XCKTIhE3z
— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) January 17, 2018
“I, Brit Hume, am in no way thinking about the president’s penis. Never, never do I fantasize about him standing before me, naked in all his glory, his masculine musk shimmering off him like heat off a pavement, my eye drawn to his massive and powerful and erect c
— Gary Legum (@GaryLegum) January 17, 2018
— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) January 17, 2018
That Brit Hume tweet just make me lose my appetite for life and i am going to bed instead.
— ALT- Immigration-Forbes Fanatic, rolled up ? (@ALT_uscis) January 17, 2018
goodnight deleted trump penis tweet by @brithume
— 177 days ago Trump promised 24-hr Hezbollah answer (@MattNegrin) January 17, 2018
Poor Hume, he just wanted to totally not think about Trump’s penis in peace.