End times televangelist and the gremlin that Jeff Sessions fed after midnight Jim Bakker once again ranted and raved about what would happen if Donald Trump lost the White House. This time, he targeted the Democrats, saying that “all hell is going to break loose” if they regain power.
According to Bakker, Trump has to be smart because “You cannot build the most beautiful skyscrapers in the world if you’re dumb,” Doby after a bad cocaine habit said. “They fall down if you’re dumb.”
But most importantly, Bakker believes, is that Trump is on a mission from God. Those damn dirty Democrats are trying to destroy Christianity, and only a twice-divorced corrupt businessman who wants to have sex with his own daughter can save it.
“The left has become anti-Christ,” the rejected idea for a James Bond villain continued. “I’m convinced, if we would have elected the other candidate, we would be, right now, probably packing boxes to move out of our buildings and Christian television would begin to be a part of the end of era of the freedom of Christian television. They don’t want us, we’re one voice that speaks biblically and they don’t like the fact that God’s word differs with what they teach. If we change positions in this country and the other team takes over, you better get ready because all hell is going to break loose and America will not be a religious nation any longer.”
By religious, he, of course, means “Christian”—even though America was not founded on Christian beliefs. In fact, it was decidedly not founded on religion.
And if he thinks that Democrats willing elections will shut him down…when can we vote?